Radioactive Squirrels

ouyangdan:

negamewtwo:

polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

iamwizz:

feels like i hallucinated this entire year

axelinabox:

catchthesetearspunk:

durgeth:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

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let’s be real though, it deserves to die.

it doesn’t taste anything like cheese.

Its not even allowed to be branded as “cheese” in most countries outside the US

just-shower-thoughts:

Congratulations to drugs for always winning the war on drugs

heaven-ly-mind:
“ Umbria, Italy - sunset over San Faustino ”
Had a terrifying half-second flashback of *that* post.

heaven-ly-mind:

Umbria, Italy - sunset over San Faustino

Had a terrifying half-second flashback of *that* post.

the-critical-gems:

jasperwlw:

having a character of color doesn’t automatically mean they’re respresented correctly you cowards

I’m gonna add to this and say that having a single writer of color doesn’t automatically equal a diverse crew either

lesbianshepard:

making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen 

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back-that-sass-up:

back-that-sass-up:

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

like ok today this lady was at my register and said “oh i forgot something I’ll be right back” and when she came back i went “sorry ma’am i’m actually waiting for someone” and she was like ??? me?

fashionsensexoxo:

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else